Breaking Stereotypes

dtf-stylinson:

probably one of the best edits ever. wow.

(Source: edwardstyles, via awh4rry)

doitsus-on-a-plane:

mustachefirebender:

jointhecarrotarmy:

silence-insolace:

solluxforpresident:

karkatforpresident:

Someone bumped into my chair and I said sorry.

someone bumped into my chair and i punched them in the face

someone bumped into my chair and I didn’t even give a fuck

someone bumped into my chair and i start a revolution 

Someone bumped into my chair and I kept sleeping

Someone bumped into my chair and I spilt my bloody tea

(via blagthen)

doncasturbate:

If Niall doesn’t leave gold coins on the pillows of the girls he’s fucked then what’s the point of being Irish

(via nakedharoldstyles)

bayconbit:

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

r0dents:

fireflufferz:

sigh-asdfghjkl:

andrewhussiesbosom:

[9th grade voice] ugh 8th graders

[8th grade voice] ugh 7th graders

[7th grade voice] ugh 6th graders

[6th grade voice] haha ‘penis’

[5th grade voice] *gasp* you said penis

[College voice] haha ‘penis’

(via rachiepoo63)

People that say 'Suck My Dick'

niallhortonhearsawho:

a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt

(via 1d-sexuals)

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

3-2-1queer:

When I was in fifth grade I realized I liked girls but I was like “that’s a problem for another day” and literally forgot about it and then in like eleventh grade I was like “oh my god”

YOU PROCRASTINATED REALIZING YOUR SEXUALITY THAT’S IT YOU WIN YOU ARE THE QUEEN OF THE PROCRASTINATORS i bow to you

(Source: iseeavoice, via niallnds)

chefboyardeezie:

banjo-jeff:

chefboyardeezie:

when im rich the first thing im doing is getting laser hair removal on every inch of my body that isn’t my head

you’ll look pretty funny without eyebrows

im at least 3% sure that my eyebrows r on my head

(via harrytopslouisbottomsallday)

reasons u should adopt me as ur pet

jesus-christ-official:

- i have soft hair on my head as welll as soft little hairs all over my arms and legs

- i don’t talk much, i am ve ry quiet

- i will let u boop my nose whenever

- i am expert at cuddling

- easy 2 care for, all i need is food and sunshiney spots to sleep in

- please if u don’t take me they’ll put me in a college and make me do the essays

(via stylinwho)

godheadcomplex:

if i ever tell you that something is my favorite song dont listen to me im a fucking liar i have more favorite songs than there are babies in china

(via harrytopslouisbottomsallday)

katherlne:

katherlne:

I really wanna go buy a latte but it’s 7pm so I prob shouldn’t

u did not

(via harrytopslouisbottomsallday)